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What is it with people who can't shut up for 1 hour out of the day? A bus/train ride is supposed to be the one hour of the day when you can have your thoughts all to yourself. It's supposed to be a calming ride. Not hearing about your neighbor's troubles.
New rule: If you're on a bus/train before 9:30 AM, SHUT UP! No talking allowed. And if you must talk, talk to your immediate neighbor and quietly, no row skipping.

Wide load

Any wider and I think he would have torn off his legs.