Our lucky day

This must be our lucky day.
Today we also have another submission.
Legs spread wide apart: check
Bag on seat: check
Crowded train: check
Verdict: idiot

Even after he was asked, he's still an audiot

We were always told that all you had to do was ask someone to turn down the volume. Apparently this guy did not get the memo. Idiot.

Today's audiot of the day

Today we have a reader submitted audiot. This audiot was on a NJ Transit bus and was so nice in sharing her music with the rest of us.

I need the space!

Today, a rush hour train, but who cares. I need the room for me to stretch out and to put my bag. I don't care if that means one more person can't sit. I'm a commidiot, I just care about myself.

Audiot of the day

This person was seen on the E train a little after 9 am. In addition to being an audiot, his stupid glasses just shout out good old fashioned idiot.

Yet another audiot

This guy was on the phone from the second he got on, as if shutting up and napping a bit was out of the question. Then again, the yapping lady rows behind whose conversation was fully understandable was worse.
Welcome to Hell, locked up in a box with a bunch of audiots. What a way to start the day.

Push aside to get a seat

So, I'm waiting for train service to resume "after an earlier incident" so of course I miss the first rush but luckily the next train has more seats. I eye a prime seat and as I'm about to sit, this lady pushes me and does the sit and slide. It is not as if there were no other seats.